Memo from the OTPE

The Top 10 Stupidest Answers to the Question, “Why Are You a Vegetarian?” (by ContraSuggest)
 

     
      10.  My life-partner suggested it 

  9. Global warming, stupid!

  8. To save the environment I decided to eat it (the planet can have it back when I’m done)

  7. My composting toilet was having trouble breaking down meat

  6. Bush lied; people died!

  5. It seemed like the next logical step after I started Kabala water high colonic enemas

  4. I enjoy eating organic cheese fries, Munchos and Red Bull for breakfast.

  3. I had trouble digesting only dirt

        2. I decided to “go green” with my feces

  1. My purple Mohawk, lip, nose, eyelid, tongue piercings, and full facial tattoo of Lady Gaga's ass,  weren’t pissing off my parents enough